Lovers in the Small Folk District

Dear Readers, Little half town is quite the place! Busy with the comings and goings of these tiny folk and their big agendas. More curiously though is the love between Bizna and Crankle. These two just stare lovingly into each other's eyes all day every day, and frankly, I'm concerned for them. It's definitely bordering on obsession. I tried to talk to them about healthy boundaries and the miraculous power of fiber but they just weren't interested. Maybe the time I spent here wasn't completely in vain though as it seems there is a lot of chatter going on around these parts. Guard Halfsies is quite the character, and for some reason, is going by a different name in this city. What is this little town up to? Someone should definitely investigate! Your inquisitive friend, Sercha The Druid.